I Really Didn't Mean to Make Money
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In the twilight of his life, legendary magician Ambrose Jenkins found himself unable to afford a Potion of Youth. The high elves—those damned beansprouts!—had jacked up prices again. To prolong his life, Ambrose had no other option than to become an undead, a lich.The two thoughts that plagued him during the transformation, and which would thereby remain with him for good, were: Damn those high elves! I’ll never go without gold again!Ambrose Jenkins, lich for hire, at your service.Author’s BlurbIgnore all that elaborate mumbo-jumbo. And let’s dispense with ethics too, shall we? It’s all about profit here. Pay me enough, and I’ll even bag you a god.
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1Chapter 1: Your Submission Does Not Meet Our Requirements2Chapter 2: Order Incoming3Chapter 3: A Tax Crisis4Chapter 4: Them High Elves Again5Chapter 5: Slaughter in Bloom6Chapter 6: This Lich Charges Extra7Chapter 7: Just Pay Your Taxes8Chapter 8: The Benevolent Lich9Chapter 9: The Godforsaken City10Chapter 10: The Price Surge11Chapter 11: Buying Counterfeit Goods12Chapter 12: The Bone Dragon's Husband13Chapter 13: From Tough Guy to Married Man14Chapter 14: Door to a New World15Chapter 15: On the Shoulders of Giants16Chapter 16: The Tree and the Ants17Chapter 17: Are You An Undead18Chapter 18: No Way to Refuse19Chapter 19: Detect Evil20Chapter 20: The Worth of Morality21Chapter 21: A Lich With Centuries of Schemes